Donna Ward for Hair Consultant 2002!

Candidate Donna Gives Steve FREE FOOD!

February 25, 2002

Donna Ward eats her Frito Pie!

MANITOU SPRINGS, CO -- Attempting to appeal to voters who are concerned with Steve's bachelor (and usually hungry) lifestyle, Hair Consultant candidate Donna Ward offered Steve a large portion of her "Frito Pie" this week at her campaign headquarters in Manitou Springs.

Steve, who spontaneously visited Donna to say "hi," was immediately enthralled when he saw Donna's lunch, which comprised of shredded meat, cheese, tomatoes, onions and fritos. Picking up on Steve's facial cues, Donna offered the remainder of her delicacy to Steve.

"Thanks Donna. (The Frito Pie) is soooooooooo good." Steve exclaimed with a grin.

Ward's efforts to feed Steve is well documented on this web site. Her delight in seeing Steve eat well is viewed as an extra benefit should she win the April 2002 election and become Steve's 9th Hair Consultant. Along with leading Steve in his journey towards long hair, Donna pledged to make home-cooked meals for him - a definite plus for the inept cook and bachelor that Steve is.

In fact, this past weekend, Steve visited the Ward residence to watch the movie Shrek with her children. After the movie, Donna offered Steve some slices of microwave pizza. Unfortunately, Steve was not carrying his digital camera with him to detail his chomping on the pizza.

"I'll have to have you over soon for dinner." said Donna, "tell me what night is good for you and I'll make you something nice."

Zoom-in of the Frito PieGiving Steve free food as a way to sway voters is nothing new. In her unsuccessful bid to unseat incumbent Hair Consultant Dawnn DiVito, Donna gave Steve a free Reeses Peanut Butter Cup which was publicized by the ColoradoGuy press.

As for Donna's opponents in April election, Boki Evans, the other Manitou Springs candidate, has generously bought Steve free drinks at Spice of Life Café. The other candidate, Kendra Morrell, has never cooked for Steve and has not even set her foot in Manitou Springs during this campaign.

"It sounds like you need a wife more than a Hair Consultant." exclaimed Sherri A., an employee at Spice of Life Café who has been outspoken about Steve in the past. Because Sherri is friends with both Boki and Donna, she is undecided as to whom she will vote for.

"Look, I'm not the greatest cook, okay?" replied Steve, "Give me a break!"


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