Christian Stewart Announces Candidacy For Hair Consultant Lone Male Candidate Pledges "Solid Rock" Vision for Steve's Long HairFebruary 28, 2003
COLUMBUS, OHIO - Christian Stewart,
a 24-year-old computer systems operator
in Columbus, Ohio, announced his candidacy for Hair Consultant in the upcoming
April 2003 election.
The lone male, who will be running against two female candidates
(Martha
and Alissa), is a well-known and well-adored
regular visitor on the Friendship Board. His campaign slogan is
Don't be wishin'! Vote for Christian!
Christian contends he is the best candidate in promoting Steve
"ColoradoGuy" Garufi's vision of growing his hair extremely long
and stated that if elected, he will be much more accessible to the
public, unlike other failed Hair Consultants.
In his first press release, Christian also wrote:
"I believe in 2 things: a firm foundation and good fruit!
Steve, a man with a very good head on his shoulders has produced
some beautiful fruit upon his head. I look up to to the man; he's
got a lot of potential and strength. It
is true however, that Steve can get a bit frustrated and tense at times,
seeking stories and taking photographs for his CG peeps. So, as to not
let down a ban of supporters, I Christian Stewart, agree to solemly seek
the
position of HC.
I want the entire community to know however, it is not
I alone that is running - anyone who votes for Christian allocates their
solid rock position in helping Steve grow his long hair, now and in the
future. I understand that holding the position for more than a week is
getting difficult for some and that is why, with the strength in numbers
psychology, myself along with those who "run with me," will have their
say! I am one who is for the hair and equally for the people!
According to reliable sources, Christian plans to highlight his fun and
popular personality during the campaign, and appears willing to
exploit the "gender issue" to win at the ballot box. Christian is also keenly aware that he could attract
many of last year's "Boki voters":
those who desire a male
to be elected to serve as Steve's Hair Consultant.
"Christian really can win this thing. We've got three decent candidates." said Steve Garufi.
One of his competitors, Alissa "AlamosaGirl" Rusk, even had nice things to say about Christian.
"Christian is a really great guy, like a brother to me. It's too bad he's
going to get his butt kicked." she typed while in the chat room.
Christian originally met Steve when he visited Colorado Springs in 2001
and slept on Steve's
green couch in his living room. During the week, Christian
also gained publicity when he helped remove all the gunk and crap that
had accumulated inside Steve's computer mouse.
"(Christian) slept on my couch to visit Tara and do
a seminar two years ago. Who'd have thought he'd run to be my Hair Consultant?" exclaimed Steve.
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