DALLAS, TEXAS - Hair Consultant candidate Martha went on the attack this weekend by criticizing the ugly hairdo of her opponent Christian Stewart in a recent e-mail to the ColoradoGuy.com press.

"Christian is a cutie, but how can a guy who NEEDS a hair consultant BE a hair consultant?" Martha wrote.

Martha has been insisting that her hair is "best taken care of" among the slate of Hair Consultant candidates and questioned whether Stewart, the projected front runner in the campaign, is even fit to serve as Steve's Hair Consultant.

"I'm sorry, but after looking at his hair, I just don't see how he could be Hair Consultant." she added, "I'm the best candidate and that's all there is to it."

Shortly after Martha's announcement, a debate over Christian Stewart's hairstyle quickly materialized in the chat room on Friday night.

Terril Covey, an undecided voter in Newmarket, New Hampshire, stated Christian's hair is "nowhere near as luxurious" and thought Martha's press release was warranted.

Another undecided voter, however, had a semi-complimentary comment about Christian's hair.

"I don't think it's ugly.....you know the messy look is in now." said Jessica Snyder of Upson County, Georgia.

While Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi has not endorsed a candidate and has stuck to his policy of not playing favorites, he did have a somewhat critical remark about Christian's hair.

"To me, (Christian's) hair just looks horrible. It looks like he didn't even comb it. Could he help me in growing my hair long? Well maybe, but I need to stay neutral about that." Steve said.

Christian Stewart was unavailable to comment about his ugly hairdo.

Martha has also promoted herself as the candidate who most loves long hair and who will zealously support Steve in growing his naturally curly hair as long as possible. She also announced that she is growing her hair long herself and pledged that if elected, she will visit Colorado in the summer, and may possibly attend at the ColoradoGuy.com Festival happening in Manitou Springs, Colorado on Memorial Day weekend.