ORANGE COUNTY, CA -- Hair Consultant candidate Laura "Laloo" Johnson announced a campaign pledge that she will visit Colorado and give Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi scalp massages, if she is elected Hair Consultant in the upcoming mid-April election.

"If I'm elected, I'm giving you my word that I'll be out to Colorado before the summer is over." said Laloo, in a recent e-mail to Steve.

"I can't wait to give you some scalp massages. They're fun to give and they help stimulate your hair folicles which makes your hair grow faster." she added.

The wealthy California financial analyst denied having a "romantic interest" in Steve, but nevertheless plans to use some of her vacation time in the Rocky Mountain state to meet Steve and his friends in historic Manitou Springs.

"I think I'd like to meet (Hair Consultant candidate) Phil too. I've got nothing against him, because I'm going to win this election." said Laloo confidently.

Steve, who is maintaining a position of neutrality during the campaign, stated he would be happy to "show her around" many of the scenic and beautiful areas of Colorado.

"Yeah, I'll show her around ... If that girl gives me scalp massages, believe me ... I'll be happy." said Steve.

Not all seem impressed with Laloo's campaign pledge. Boki Evans, the campaign manager for Phil McWilliams said, "You know how politicians are when they make campaign promises? They never keep them! This just means you'll have a reason to fire her when she doesn't show up in Colorado (if she's elected), and that's sad."