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The 2005 Hair Consultant Chat Room Debate!

Florida Pete, Ben (Tao) and Kansas Kelly Converse With 16 Chatters! :)

March 30, 2005

The Hair Consultant Chat Room Debate was a HUGE SUCCESS! For over an hour, there were 14 to 16 chatters in the chat room. Click the adjacent picture for proof ... Heh heh! :p

Special thanks must be given to three of the four candidates, Kansas Kelly, Florida Pete and Ben (Tao). (Dr. Jon Westcott didn't show up.) All three answered every question hurled at them, and I've provided a brief report of candidates' answers below!

So if you weren't in attendance, I dare say you totally missed out! Just look at the photo to the left: It brought tears of joy to this webmaster's eyes to see "16" next to the chat link on the Friendship Board. Sniff sniff!

So the chat room debate has become a tradition of sorts. In last year's election (2004), Laloo was the only candidate to attend with both Phil and Chris not showing up. (Click here to read about Laloo claiming victory during the debate!) But this year, well, we really had a bump in the intensity! ;)

Below is some of the content discussed during the debate. Also, visit the 2005 Hair Consultant Election Headquarters Page that has all information about the candidates. Lastly, don't forget: Voting happens from Wednesday, April 13 to Saturday, April 16. Stay tuned for specific details on how to vote!

What The Candidates Said At The Debate

Kansas KellyKansas Kelly

1)kisscactus: So Kelly, why haven't you showed us any of your photos from the ColoradoGuy Festival?

toteco78(Tote for Tao 2005!!!!): Yeah Kelly!!! Where's those pictures?!!

sarcoxy(Kansas Kelly): Well, I probably should have by now. MY home computer is not hooked to the internet. It makes it tricky. I'll post some though...and I'll email some to you!

2)Littlehands: Kelly, what are you going to do about Steve's hair??

sarcoxy(Kansas Kelly): I'm going to help Steve grow his hair, using a combination of approaches. It's not just about throwing out hair care advice, it's about holding him accountable! It's about encouraging him and supporting him in his goals & life!!

3)_Jeep_Chick_((crazy)): so kelly if you are elected - would you actually touch Steves head and wash his hair?

sarcoxy(Kansas Kelly): Absolutely.

4)sarcoxy(Kansas Kelly): Just to clear the air...I wore ball caps a lot over the ColoradoGuy Festival because there were 4 of us sharing one bathroom. I wear them a lot when I am in the sun because I have fair skin and ball caps shade my face.

5)sarcoxy(Kansas Kelly): The number one reason why I should be Steve's HC is because I'm the ONLY one of the candidates that has regualr communication with Steve outside this site. Steve needs accountability...and I am the only candidate that can whip him into shape.

6)kisscactus: It's definitely a shame that Bernie is not around. Sheeeesh!

Florida Pete: Bernie shmernie. He's the excuse-master!

Littlehands: Well, he hasn't been since they made the announcement of he and Kelly running! :)

sarcoxy(Kansas Kelly): Bless Bernie's heart. I won't say a negative word about him. He's wonderful. He supports me & encourages me...and everyone here knows he's a wonderful friend!

7)mountainlvr(Vote for Kansas Kelly): Hey, I'm very smart and good looking and I am voting for Kelly!

mountainlvr(Vote for Kansas Kelly): Come now, compassion, charisma, confidence... she has what it takes to be the consultant.

Ben (Tao)Ben ("One With The Tao")

1)kisscactus: Ben, are you planning to attend the 2005 CG Festival?

One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): If $$$ allows I will, but I am currently destined to be unemployed on 8/10/05

One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): I must say, I have been to a festival in the past, which is more than what Pete can say

2)kisscactus:ben, how do you feel about all the negative campaigning going on in this election?

One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): Well, I can understand that people are a bit intimidated by the fact they are getting smoked in the polls by a person who said they will do nothing if elected, so I guess it was expected

One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): I would also like to remind voters that I have not PERSONALLY said anything negative, besides telling Laloo to shut her trap

3)One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): Steve, have your HC's been active or deadbeats...the majority of your hc's?

kisscactus: Well Ben, I've had quite a few dead-beats. Phil? A Total Dead Beat. Martha? a DQ who had to go. A-Girl? Dead beat! John Boy! Dead Beat... Donna? She did NOTHING!

One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): Do-nothings...right, and your hair is doing just fine...

toteco78(Tote for Tao 2005!!!!): AND STEVE LOOK HOW FAR YOUR HAIR HAS COME IN SPITE OF THIS!!!!

One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): See Steve, that is the whole point, your TRUE HC is your hair dresser ...

4)toteco78(Tote for Tao 2005!!!! thinking about chocolate milk now...): so 5-6 people are for ben in here?

One_with_the_tao(Wants Chocolate Milk): Brad, W.C.S., Paul, Tote, Angel, Mare, Jobey, Bloom

5)kisscactus: So Ben, as HC, what would be the first thing you'd do if you are elected on the night of April 16?

One_with_the_tao(Dead-beat): Nothing

Florida PeteFlorida Pete

1)kisscactus: Okay, Question for Pete: Pete, do you plan to attend the 2005 ColoradoGuy Festival?

FloridaPete: That remains undetermined at this point.

2)_Jeep_Chick_((crazy)): I have a question for pete there in Florida - if you are elected HC what will be the length of hair you guarantee Steve's hair will grow in the fist month?

FloridaPete: First month I guarantee 1/4 inch additional growth.

kisscactus: You know, I like the way Pete gives specific answers about my hair. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

3)FloridaPete: Mare, Ben lost the debate. It was a skunking like nothing you'd have imagined.

4)toteco78(Tote for Tao 2005!!!!): Little subliminally wants Ben to win

FloridaPete: Little does not want Ben to win.

Littlehands: Nope, I hope he does well, but I want Pete to WIN!!!

toteco78(Tote for Tao 2005!!!!): Why would I hope you fail Pete? That is NOT an answer.... DAMN THESE PHONY POLITICS!!! This is just like Laloo's fluff last year!!!

Atop Mount Princeton SummitMiscellaneous Extras

1)_Jeep_Chick_((crazy)): I could try to get people in Mr JEEPS prison to vote for you ben

2)toteco78(Tote for Tao 2005!!!!): Mare and I are going to chase Steve around and pinch him if he gets to dramatic!!!

3) Lars CS: The site is probably blocked for Chinese people.

sarcoxy(Kansas Kelly): what's with those Chinese people. if i didn't know any better i would say they are blowing off steve.

kisscactus: Alamosa Girl had a political machine with her blog... such a shame she got caught up with that boyfriend.

Florida Pete: Chinese people won't vote for Ben. He wants them to drink muddy water.

4)kisscactus: Poor MareP... She's stuck on the FB and her computer won't let her stay in chat... I'm sure she'd love this.

5)NUMERO1: In Texas, DQ means the Dairy Queen.



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