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"Laloo" in Arizona Endorses Kansas Kelly for Hair Consultant!
(Runner-Up in 2004 Election Says "Kansas Kelly Would Be a Great Hair consultant")
March 25, 2005
SOMEWHERE IN ARIZONA -- Hair Consultant candidate Kansas Kelly received
a major endorsement when "Laloo in Arizona", the second place finisher
in the 2004 Hair Consultant election, formally voiced her full support for her candidacy.
"I, as an ex-Hair Consultant candidate fully, with
all my heart and mind, endorse Kansas Kelly.
I think she'd be a great Hair Consultant.
She's stuck with (Steve) through thick and thin, and I think she'd be very available,
accessible and she'd do your hair a lot of good." said Laloo, in a phone conversation with Steve last night.
After giving her full support to Kansas Kelly, the former candidate had critical words
of Ben "One With The Tao" Paulson, a geology professor and socialist who narrowly led in the latest poll with 29% of the ColoradoGuy community.
"I am horribly disturbed that Sarah (Ben's campaign manager, who supported Laloo in 2004) is voting for Ben." stated Laloo,
"I am shocked that she would vote for such a socialst slash communist ... What is the difference really?
Go to Sweden already."
In 2004, Laloo ran a spirited campaign against local resident Phil McWilliams, where
insults and smears were frequently hurled at both candidates. At it's worst, Laloo accused Phil
of supporting John Kerry's presidential run; Phil consequently fired back by labeling Laloo a
"liar" and "drama queen". In the end, Phil defeated Laloo 50% to 36% in the popular vote and by a larger difference in electoral votes.
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