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SARAH WON THE 2006 ELECTION!

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  • 2006 Hair Consultant Voter Guide
  • 2006 Hair Consultant Chat Room Debate

  • The 2006 Electoral College - Hair Consultant History & FAQ Page


  • Dave Ortiz

    Dave Ortiz

    Age: 41

    Residence: Farmington, New Mexico

    Experience: Never Held Public Office

    Work: Designs anti-drunk driving technologies

    How He Knows Steve: Road bicycling partner; Regular visitor of forums since 2003

    NEWS:

  • Dave Campaign Announcement

  • Frequent Communication

  • ColoradoGuy Bumper Sticker

  • Alamosa Girl Endorsement

  • Florida Pete

    "Florida Pete" Harrison

    Age: 46

    Residence: Jacksonville, Florida

    Experience: Never Held Public Office (Finished second in 2005 H.C. election)

    Work: Upholster and owner of antique furtniture repair business

    How He Knows Steve: Regular visitor of forums since 2004

    NEWS:

  • Pete's Campaign Announcement

  • Do Something

  • Endorsement From Scott

  • Pete is a "Sell Out" with Short Hair

  • Arkansas Voter Outreach

  • Embarrassing Vote For Dukakis

  • Chris

    Age: 54

    Residence: Chaffee County, Colorado

    Experience: Never Held Public Office

    How He Knows Steve: Close friend of Steve in Buena Vista, Colorado area

    Sarah

    Sarah B.

    Age: 18

    Residence: Nampa, Idaho

    Experience: Never Held Public Office

    Work: High School student and call-in customer service representative

    How She Knows Steve: Regular visitor of forums since 2002

    NEWS:

  • Sarah's Campaign Announcement

  • Most Seniority

  • "We Hate Sarah" Group Calls Sarah Stupid

  • Sarah The Brown Noser

  • Kansas Kelly Endorsement
  • OLD STUFF: Election 2005, Election 2004, 2003 Election & 2002 Election

    ELECTION NOTES AND RULES

    1. A person can become a candidate by announcing during the month of February 2005 ONLY. The interested person must have a thorough conversation with Steve beforehand and be approved by Steve to officially run.

    2. Every person in the world can vote. A person may vote once within their electoral district. If a voter is qualified to be in more than one electoral district, Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi (the webmaster) will decide which district fits that person best.

    3. Voting will take place from Thursday April 13 to Sunday, April 16, 2006. (Voting ends 3 p.m. M.S.T. on April 16 for all districts.)

    4. A vote is counted when there is a clear, unmistakable expression of intent via e-mail, declaration of vote on a forum or one's verbal words. One may also vote by filling out a ballot in the presence of Steve himself.

    5. When a vote has been officially cast, the voter will usually receive some form of confirmation as Steve sees best.

    6. If for any reason Steve questions the authenticity of a vote or inquires about the identity of a voter, it is the voter's burden to satisfy the authenticity requirements of Steve.

    7. Steve may only fire a Hair Consultant for three reasons: 1) His HC says Steve should cut his hair, 2) A one-month period where the HC has no contact with Steve or the forums, 3) They seriously go wacko and act like a drama queen.

    8. There are a total of 538 electoral college votes, just like in U.S. Presidential elections. 50% + one electoral vote (270 votes) clinches victory for a hair consultant candidate. In the event, that no one gains 270 votes, the candidate with the highest amount of electoral votes wins.

    9. If there is a tie in an electoral college district, Steve will flip a coin to decide the winner.


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