NAMPA, IDAHO -- Hair Consultant candidate Sarah B., known as "God's Chosen Angel" on the ColoradoGuy forums, issued a press release today that highlighted her longevity in visiting this web site. The 18-year-old overachieving high school student has the most seniority among her fellow candidates.

"And lets face it, I have the best hair." wrote Sarah. (Adjacent picture: Sarah sips on a margarita during a cruise.)

"I have been on the ColoradoGuy forums longer than any of the other candidates running. I'm also the only candidate who has ever made it to a ColoradoGuy Festival (when she attended in 2004)." wrote Sarah.

"Obviously I am the best candidate: I've shown my loyalty to you by coming to the forums daily for the last several years, I've been on the forums for longer than the other candidates, and lets face it, I have the best hair." added Sarah.

As the only female candidate, some expect Sarah to be a strong candidate because of the common stereotypes people have about women seeming to know and care more about hair issues. She took advantage of the issue by attacking candidates Dave and Pete, who do not regularly take care of long hair as she does.

"Not only do I have by far the longest and prettiest hair, I understand what it's like to grow hair long and not cut it every couple of weeks like most men do (i.e. Pete and Dave). My hair is shiney, silkey, and very healthy, much more so than any of the other candidates. If elected, you will also have healthy hair provided you follow my hair care advice." added Sarah.

(Adjacent photo: A picture of Sarah when she was a sophmore in high school two years ago.)

This year's Hair Consultant election will be held on April 13-16, 2006, and all are encouraged to vote. Visit the 2006 Hair Consultant election page for more details about the slate of candidates, how to vote and other election issues.