COLORADO SPRINGS, CO -- A recent poll on SteveGarufi.com revealed a 74 percent approval rating for Dawnn's performance as hair consultant.

Most analysts agree Dawnn's honeymoon period of five weeks (she was inaugurated in early March) is the longest in the history of the position. With three out of four approving of her performance, she is credibly the most popular hair consultant in history.

Bipartisanship has been her greatest strength. She has greatly emphasized consensus building among two diverse and often rival contingencies in the SteveGarufi.com community: "Shorts," who support an immediate cutting of Steve's hair, and "Longs," who zealously want Steve to grow out his long, naturally curly hair.

Others lauded Dawnn's kissing of Steve's hair last week and her enrolling of seven people into Journey, a personal growth class offered by Rising Star Communications in Colorado Springs.

Asked about Dawnn's success while in a irritable disposition at his apartment, Steve replied, "Well (74 percent) is nice and all, but she better help me this week with getting it in a pony tail, because I'm interviewing for internships soon … I don't give a crap what the polls say, what matters is whether I approve of her job!"