The Official 2003 Hair Consultant Election Results

April 21, 2003

Alamosa Girl ... MY NEW HAIR CONSULTANT! :)

HOORAY! Alissa wins! Our dear friend, affectionately known as "Alamosa Girl" on the Friendship Board, is my brand spankin' new Hair Consultant!

CONGRATULATIONS ALISSA! :)

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, Alissa was officially elected to the position of Hair Consultant this month. It's my Hair Consultant's job to help me grow my naturally curly hair as long as possible. She's a "go to" person: Someone to ask for advice, a listening ear when I need to vent, and heaven forbid if I ever think of cutting it, my Hair Consultant would be my "sponsor" of sorts to convince me to not do it!

Here's what Alissa wrote in an official press release shortly after the election:

I am so honored and excited! Thank you, thank you to all of you who voted for me: thank you for all your confidence and your trust in me to do what is best for Steve's hair. I will do my best to live up to the best of the standards that other hair consultants have set. I know I can do this job well and I am so amazed and the fabulous voter turnout and rather shocked at the overwhelming results. Thank you to all, and to Steve--the journey begins!

It was a REALLY FUN election, wasn't it? Well, below is all of the statistical information from the election:

Popular Vote:

Alissa "Alamosa Girl": 79 Votes (53%)
Martha "Dancing Fool": 44 Votes (29%)
Christian Stewart: 28 Votes (18%)

Electoral College Votes:

Alissa: 282 Votes
Martha: 126 Votes
Christian: 77 Votes



Electoral College Maps

Alissa: RED
Martha: BLUE
Christian: GREEN
No-Vote Districts: GRAY

Electoral College Map COUNTRY
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Electoral College Map LOCAL
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Vote Tallies, District by District with Electoral Votes

52 Votes   Manitou Springs
Alissa 9, Martha 4, Christian 1

31 Votes   Morton Bible Study
Alissa 4, Martha 0, Christian 0

30 Votes   Texas
Martha 4, Alissa 3, Christian 0

29 Votes   Teller County & Ute Pass
Martha 3, Alissa 0, Christian 0

27 Votes   Colorado Springs
Alissa 16, Martha 6, Christian 4

23 Votes   Georgia
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0

21 Votes   Spice of Life Cafe
Martha 2, Alissa 1, Christian 1

21 Votes   Idaho
Alissa 2, Martha 1, Christian 0

18 Votes   Eastern Colorado
Alissa 8, Christian 3, Martha 1

17 Votes   New Jersey
Alissa 3, Christian 1, Martha 0

16 Votes   San Luis Valley, Colorado
Alissa 4, Martha 0, Christian 0

16 Votes   Internationals
Christian 1, Alissa 1, Martha 0 (Christian won coin flip)

15 Votes   New York
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0

15 Votes   Michigan
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Martha 0

14 Votes   Tennessee
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0

14 Votes   California
Nobody voted. California sucks!

14 Votes   The Carolinas
Alissa 1, Martha 1, Christian 0 (Alissa won coin flip)

12 Votes   Ward Family
Alissa 5, Martha 0, Christian 0

12 Votes   Ohio
Christian 3, Martha 3, Alissa 1 (Christian won coin flip)

12 Votes   Alpine Studio
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0

10 Votes   Wisconsin
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Martha 0

10 Votes   Midwest States (IA, IL, IN, KY)
Martha 2, Alissa 1, Christian 0

9 Votes   West Virginia
Nobody voted. West Virginia sucks!

8 Votes   Poll on Front Page
Alissa 10, Martha 7, Christian 7

8 Votes   Minnesota
Nobody voted. Minnesota sucks!

8 Votes   Wyoming
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Martha 0

7 Votes   Mid-Atlantic States (VA, MD, DE, DC)
Christian 1, Martha 1, Alissa 0 (Christian won coin flip)

7 Votes   Western Slope of Colorado
Nobody voted. The Western Slope of Colorado sucks!

6 Votes   Missouri
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0

6 Votes   Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi (Himself)
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0

5 Votes   Dulcimer Shop in Manitou Springs
Alissa 2, Martha 1, Christian 0

5 Votes   Pennsylvania
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0

5 Votes   Western States
Martha 2, Alissa 0, Christian 0

4 Votes   New Mexico
Nobody voted. New Mexico sucks!

4 Votes   Florida
Nobody voted. Florida sucks!

4 Votes   Monument/Black Forest
Christian 2, Alissa 1, Martha 1

4 Votes   Frozen Plains States
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0

4 Votes   Steve's Massage Therapist
My massage therapist didn't vote, but I forgive her! :)

3 Votes   New England
Alissa 1, Martha 1, Christian 0 (Alissa won coin flip)

3 Votes   Deep South (AL, MS, AR, LA)
Alissa 2, Martha 0, Christian 0

3 Votes   Oklahoma
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0

3 Votes   Oregon
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0

3 Votes   Washington
Nobody voted. Washington sucks!


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