April 21, 2003
HOORAY! Alissa wins! Our dear friend, affectionately known as "Alamosa Girl" on the Friendship Board, is my brand spankin' new Hair Consultant!
CONGRATULATIONS ALISSA! :)
For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, Alissa was
officially elected to the position of Hair Consultant this month.
It's my Hair Consultant's job
to help me grow my naturally curly hair as long as possible.
She's a "go to" person: Someone to ask for advice, a listening ear when I need to vent,
and heaven forbid if I ever think
of cutting it, my Hair Consultant would be my "sponsor" of sorts to
convince me to not do it!
Here's what Alissa wrote in an official press release shortly after the election:
I am so honored and excited! Thank you, thank you to all of you
who voted for me: thank you for all your confidence and your trust in me
to do what is best for Steve's hair. I will do my best to live up to the
best of the standards that other hair consultants have set. I know I can do
this job well and I am so amazed and the fabulous voter turnout and rather
shocked at the overwhelming results. Thank you to all, and to Steve--the journey begins!
It was a REALLY FUN election, wasn't it? Well, below is all of the statistical information from the election:
Popular Vote:
Alissa "Alamosa Girl": 79 Votes (53%)
Martha "Dancing Fool": 44 Votes (29%)
Christian Stewart: 28 Votes (18%)
Electoral College Votes:
Alissa: 282 Votes
Martha: 126 Votes
Christian: 77 Votes
Electoral College Maps
Alissa: RED
Martha: BLUE
Christian: GREEN
No-Vote Districts: GRAY

Click on map to see close-up of country map!

Click on map to see close-up of local map!
Vote Tallies, District by District with Electoral Votes
52 Votes Manitou Springs
Alissa 9, Martha 4, Christian 1
31 Votes Morton Bible Study
Alissa 4, Martha 0, Christian 0
30 Votes Texas
Martha 4, Alissa 3, Christian 0
29 Votes Teller County & Ute Pass
Martha 3, Alissa 0, Christian 0
27 Votes Colorado Springs
Alissa 16, Martha 6, Christian 4
23 Votes Georgia
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0
21 Votes Spice of Life Cafe
Martha 2, Alissa 1, Christian 1
21 Votes Idaho
Alissa 2, Martha 1, Christian 0
18 Votes Eastern Colorado
Alissa 8, Christian 3, Martha 1
17 Votes New Jersey
Alissa 3, Christian 1, Martha 0
16 Votes San Luis Valley, Colorado
Alissa 4, Martha 0, Christian 0
16 Votes Internationals
Christian 1, Alissa 1, Martha 0 (Christian won coin flip)
15 Votes New York
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0
15 Votes Michigan
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Martha 0
14 Votes Tennessee
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0
14 Votes California
Nobody voted. California sucks!
14 Votes The Carolinas
Alissa 1, Martha 1, Christian 0 (Alissa won coin flip)
12 Votes Ward Family
Alissa 5, Martha 0, Christian 0
12 Votes Ohio
Christian 3, Martha 3, Alissa 1 (Christian won coin flip)
12 Votes Alpine Studio
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0
10 Votes Wisconsin
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Martha 0
10 Votes Midwest States (IA, IL, IN, KY)
Martha 2, Alissa 1, Christian 0
9 Votes West Virginia
Nobody voted. West Virginia sucks!
8 Votes Poll on Front Page
Alissa 10, Martha 7, Christian 7
8 Votes Minnesota
Nobody voted. Minnesota sucks!
8 Votes Wyoming
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Martha 0
7 Votes Mid-Atlantic States (VA, MD, DE, DC)
Christian 1, Martha 1, Alissa 0 (Christian won coin flip)
7 Votes Western Slope of Colorado
Nobody voted. The Western Slope of Colorado sucks!
6 Votes Missouri
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0
6 Votes Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi (Himself)
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0
5 Votes Dulcimer Shop in Manitou Springs
Alissa 2, Martha 1, Christian 0
5 Votes Pennsylvania
Christian 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0
5 Votes Western States
Martha 2, Alissa 0, Christian 0
4 Votes New Mexico
Nobody voted. New Mexico sucks!
4 Votes Florida
Nobody voted. Florida sucks!
4 Votes Monument/Black Forest
Christian 2, Alissa 1, Martha 1
4 Votes Frozen Plains States
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0
4 Votes Steve's Massage Therapist
My massage therapist didn't vote, but I forgive her! :)
3 Votes New England
Alissa 1, Martha 1, Christian 0 (Alissa won coin flip)
3 Votes Deep South (AL, MS, AR, LA)
Alissa 2, Martha 0, Christian 0
3 Votes Oklahoma
Martha 1, Alissa 0, Christian 0
3 Votes Oregon
Alissa 1, Martha 0, Christian 0
3 Votes Washington
Nobody voted. Washington sucks!
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