Goodness! Steve Shows Off Underwear at Bible Study
September 30, 2000
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO -- Wanting to show off
newly acquired underwear to friends and acquaintences,
Steve "ColoradoGuy" Garufi briefly exposed his underwear to friends
at a recent Colorado Springs Bible study this week.
Wearing new 'white tighties' with cute smiley faces that supposedly glow in the
dark, Steve loosened his jeans
so all could view his latest article
of clothing that he seemed quite obsessed with.
“I just wanted to show them the new underwear I got. The way I see it, happy
underwear equals a happy me. And I’m so happy with the new underwear I’m wearing.
It’s about time.”
Steve was disappointed that his underwear
did not glow in the dark when everyone turned off the lights.
“I don’t think they glow in the dark anymore because I’ve washed
them a couple of times.” he explained dejectedly.
Steve had gone shopping the week before, purchasing many new articles of
underwear including some made of silk. One of his silk underwear
had a Halloween-style design with orange
pumpkins.
Despite Steve's worries, his
exhibition of his undergarment was well-received.
“Whoa Steve, those (pumpkin designs) are pretty cool!” said Brent,
a regular of the Bible study who leads a weekly group for
teenagers at a nearby church.
Chris Morton, co-host of the
meeting, thought the event was rather humorous.
“That was really great Steve. We really appreciate you in this
Bible study. You should put this whole thing on your web site.”